I’m Chandler and I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing in F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004)
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
‘ science is neat, but i’m afraid it’s not very forgiving. ‘ (also for whoever I promise this is the last one)
xo, outxsmarted
stranger things meme / currently accepting
“I was a history major. You’ll have to do the math for that.” Lydia gave a small smile sitting down across from them, her tea steaming in her grasp.
stranger things s1 / starter sentences.
all these starters are taken from season one of stranger things. feel free to change the pronouns as needed!
- ‘ mornings are for coffee and contemplation. ‘
- ‘ guys, i really think we should turn back. ‘
- ‘ i’m just saying: does that seem smart to you? ‘
- ‘ shut up, shut up… did you guys hear that? ‘
- ‘ i think it’s kinda cool. it’s like you have superpowers or something. like mr. fantastic. ‘
- ‘ do i make myself clear? ‘
- ‘ i know it’s you. and say ‘over’ when you’re done talking so i know you’re done. over. ‘
- ‘ there’s something wrong with your sister. ‘
- ‘ you’re an idiot, _____. ‘
- ‘ we never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers. ‘
- ‘ you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to. ‘
- ‘ sorry, i’ve just… never seen a kid with a tattoo before. ‘
- ‘ sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind. ‘
- ‘ if anyone asks where i am, i’ve left the country. ’
- ‘ i’m stealthy, like a ninja. ‘
- ‘ why are you keeping this curiosity door locked? ‘
- ‘ i don’t care if anyone believes me. ‘
- ‘ step right up and get your tickets for the freak show. ‘
- ‘ don’t take it so personally, okay? i don’t like most people. ‘
- ‘ science is neat, but i’m afraid it’s not very forgiving. ‘
M. R. Howelth Moodboard {02/??} : Pumpkin Soup
‘Cause I know I’m a sinner / But I could be a saint in your head
No I don’t got religion / But I’ll tip my hat to the dead